Some IT Jokes

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A novice will give you zero answers,
A professional will give you one answer,
An expert will give you two questions.

A consultant will bill you and give you answers you already had.

In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

If you put a million monkeys on a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.

Did you hear about the cybercriminal who got away?

They ransomware.

Let's do some networking...

I'd tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it.

A TCP packet walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer." The bartender replies, "You want a beer?" The TCP packet replies, "Yes, I'd like a beer."

Q. What do they call a group of network engineers?

A. An outage.